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Winsome, Attic-bound, Lady
Poets
By Dougy Doggie Dickenson
emily dickenson
gobbled the thickest one
she could imagine each day
when she was good and full
crammed with the cream and all
once more she’d so much to say
Oh my
darling Robert Mann / I just wish that I could stand the noise and lights / and
rocking band that plays so loud / the pussies stand and cry and call / and
whine for peace / I hate to bother / you about this insignificance / but I know
you will take my part / and let the owner of this mart / know that a woman down
below / below in number eight three o / is feeling noxious every night /
because the musics loudly bite
Such nonsense and more Emily thought to
herself about her most recent imaginary lover. Her father had once expressly
forbidden a handsome farmer who had called, asking for her hand. Well, not
asking for her hand, exactly, but next to it. He had inquired with modesty in
his demeanor if he might confer with Emily, and speak to her in private because
he owned a large farm with sheep, horses, cider press, barns, and various
outbuildings, as well as a spacious house with a well-appointed attic in which
she might spend, to her heart’s content, her time unmolested, composing verses.
He wished, he told her father, to strike
up an acquaintance with this woman whom he had never seen, whose beauty was
legendary, who excelled at the arts, and in particular at poetry, and also (he
blushed as he spoke the words) whose laundry he had spied once or twice from
his pasture close by as he rode his horse and counted livestock. The various
items of lingerie on the lines especially had intrigued him and beckoned his
heart to enquire after her availability for brief social intercourse.
Her father had roundly berated this
handsome man and asked him never in future to make reference to women’s
dainties drying on racks in or out of the house, laid out in drawers, or draped
about a person underneath their dresses and blouses where none was intended to
see or have reason to refer to them. And if this thick man—father referred to
him so to his face—if this thick man wished to be set perfectly straight on the
matter, the beautiful one was his wife, Analda! Furthermore, Emily’s laundry
never yet had hung outside on the line over the lawn for all and anyone to ogle
over!
But, if he, the farmer, so wished, he might
have a quick observation of various articles of Emily's underthings and, not unlikely, might find them a little
less to his taste than his wife’s. He took the thick man upstairs to my
bedroom. Without knocking, he entered, followed by this strapping young buck,
who glanced at me and stopped dead in his tracks. Father opened the specified
drawer and took out item after item, holding each up. The neighbor did take
them in, I noticed. He was dumbstruck. He could not believe his eyes. I saw all
this, I must repeat. Father said then, “Are you satisfied!” The man simply
nodded and the two of them walked back downstairs. Now I pen a lament for the
loss of such a fine specimen.
That was today’s memory, today's conquest of passion. What will
tomorrow bring? I hardly dare say. But write I must of my own unworthiness and
the beauty of the men who come to call. I remember, for instance, Basil
Bayleaf. With his tanned exterior and white interior, he struck me at first as a
dismal prospect. I experienced no desire fanned by his outwards. What I did
like about him, though, was the way his mouth in its pinkness tongued mine when
he finally got me to meet him in the woods. He talked little. We loved. I took
notice of his tongue. I looked closely at the bright inside of his mouth. He
showed me when I asked. “Open wide,” I said, and after a minute of
introspection, he did that. Once gone, he did not return to visit again.
Now, Nelly, my horse, is another matter. Like
Sir Topas, I ride him on errands. After dark, mainly. We canter along and then
stop and roll in the meadow if the air is warm enough and there is moonlight.
We relish in this diversion for no reason so much as the togetherness it
expresses. I spoke of how we feel about each other. She likes me and I like
her. With her legs dandying the air, and mine, too, and our hair flying in the
night wind, we take our time and play to our hearts’ content. And then we
sleep. Lying there for two hours or more, we become one with the earth, our limbs
tightly entwined. Nelly has my heart now. No man will ever love me
as she does. I adore her whinny. I can recognize it among those of the other
mounts in the barnyard. When she neighs I come. I dash out and throw myself
on her back and we ride away.
My doggie, too, is a beloved of mine. If not
actually my favorite farm animal, then one I list high on the scale
of friendship. His tongue lolls when he has run for a space. His eyes sweat and
seem tired but happy if he exerts himself. I, on the other hand, am myself
seldom active any more than is necessary for the practical tasks at hand. I
write, that is true, but writing requires no swift movements of arms and legs.
I sing now and then, but the forming of musical notes with the throat and mouth
taxes neither the ligaments nor major muscles. I sing without perspiring and
so, even when I am active I seldom
lose myself to exhaustion. Doggie is frequently spent.
Now, the other afternoon, he came
to me at night. He whined beneath my window and when I heard him I opened it
and let down a ladder, which he has learned to climb, and up he came and spoke
to me in a language we both understand. He spoke of recent nocturnal
adventures. Then he lay down with his head in my lap. I pampered him. He slept,
finally. He spent the night in a restless state. I do not let him up
here often. If father found us he would thrash me and kick doggie.
Father spanks me roundly when he disagrees
with my habits. He takes me over his knee, lifts my dress, and punishes me. He paddles me initially without strength of purpose, but then with more vigor, until he believes that I have learned my lesson.
Doggie doggie on the wall
Who’s the fairest of them all
Is it me or is it her
Tell me please you little cur
Doggie doggie on the ground
Is my body soft or sound
Do you running think of me
Speeding over humps and skree
Doggie doggie panting hard
You’ve become my little pard
I would give my life for you
My love my dear is all too
true
Doggie doggie darling pet
You are not my favorite yet
Once you are I’ll let you
know
But till then you’re free to
go
So she
wrote. Emily fixed her gaze on a sheep in the pen outside the barn near the
chicken coop and composed further. “Oh, Henry, darling wooly boy / You take me
to heights of joy / I your lovely sweetheart am / You my special little lamb /
When the church on Thursday meets / and my family leaves the house / you and I
can freely play / spent in pleasures all the day / You will sweep the chimney
first / I will be your special nurse / We will watch the evening’s sheen / then
the dark’ning of the green / Children coming home to sleep / will not rush to
greet their dams / For their hearts at suppertime / beat as fiercely as does
mine / In my bed and you in yours / each to other fond will bleat / you of
troubles I can’t see / I of things I’d rather be
Emily fixed her mind on her poem and
wrote it quickly. Then, tired, she hauled herself up off her bed and went to
the window to survey the grounds below. Who would she engage for this evening,
she thought as she looked about her at the moon-strewn fields.
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