Kneel and Pray
Black Stream More Rye
If thy tongue offend
thee, cut it off.
If thy mind can’t see,
slice and cauterize.
If thy head regard thee,
turn away.
And if thy thing offend
thee, kneel and pray.
Petrol
scarce in all this country, we took to our bicycles when the last of the fuel
ran out and pedaled the rest of the way to Pretoria. Peter Dussendorf, our
guide the last two months, seemed precariously loaded, with his carbine slung
in a holder beside the frame in front of him--much as a Chilean outrider would
have his mounted on his nag--for quick access. A lion does not wait on ceremony.
He carried Marne’s pack as well as his own, my box of samples sat bulkily over
his rear tire, a large bag holding all our combined clothing had a place over
his front tire, and another smaller satchel found a spot over his sprockets, in
a triangle of the frame.
Marne and I felt free to explore as we
went and to continue our research. She gathered evidence about the shifting
influences of weather, going north, on the population density of the Congolese
Red Dwarf Hydrangea. I had less ambitious aims, but nevertheless, studied plant
life and its variant abundance for the University of Leads. That academy might
not use the material, but it paid me a sabbatical to follow my instincts in
these matters. We had decided on this portion of South Africa because of the
remoteness of the region. No farmsteads had changed its natural evolution. The
ecological cycle here was pristine, unadulterated by chemical sprays, motorized
traffic, massive hydro projects, and the like. Our perspective would be as close
as can be achieved to the one that savages and nature must have enjoyed, I say with some irony, before the advent of the Dutch into these regions.
I will briefly digress for the sake of
the exposition of this story that treats of plants and their histories. Technology thinkers—McLuhan
and Rathsford and that bunch—had it entirely right when they announced the
man-centered future of the world, one determined not by nature but by the eyes
that see and consciously record that world. They knew, did these critics of
technology, that the past with its naive hour by hour living, its great restfulness,
and its innate freedom, constituted mankind’s ‘once upon a time.’ Now, in our current moment, was the age of inwardlookingness. Forever that quality--soul searching--would be our destiny. Right as the theorists of our modern psyches are about what cannot
anymore be, Marne and I nevertheless capture that earlier human simplicity as well
as can be done today, in the work we do in these remote places of the world.
But my digression concerns the Dutch.
The Dutch are a backward race. They live
on hog's fat and bacon. Meat-eaters, they exist mainly south of the tropics in
lands that allow for ease of livelihood. Never offer a Dutchman options for he
will take the one that requires the least of him. A typical Dutchman sleeps till
ten and retires again at ten a dozen hours later, taking at least two lengthy naps in
between. He is awake at most ten hours of the day. That leaves him fourteen hours for
sleep, which he claims, in any conversation whatever, that he absolutely requires for, being heavy of
frame, he burns a great deal of caloric energy and so counts on, for his very
survival, a lengthy daily slowing down of the metabolism. Failure to do so, his
argument insists, risks quick and irreversible slimming, a slimming resulting in extreme
weight loss and a dangerous reduction of body size.
The Dutch baby their boys. Dutch men may as well as not be women for all their virility. Oh, they shoot, yell, carouse,
whine, rant, haggle, ride, heckle and race with the best of the world's males, but their hearts are
weak and fickle. (Forgive me, Marne; I do not mean to imply that all females suffer from such imperfection, but generally speaking, women do, you must
admit, derive from a genetic stock less likely to attack a wild beast or
tackle a mountain peak then their male counterparts, wouldn’t you say?)
As I was suggesting, the Dutch need no special introduction for their ways are universally understood. Their laziness and weakness of body and spirit are nothing to
their craven lustiness. They tend toward sexual prodigality to such an degree, if I may be so
candid, as to throw a grown Englishman, who allows himself to contemplate it,
to the ground and trod on him without cessation for two and a quarter hours.
They harbor no end of yearning for the forbidden. Mark. They imagine anal
practices of such kinds and intensities as to make a normal human blush and writhe
in shame. They participate in genital handlings and manipulations of such
unheard of variety and directness that the civilized mind swoons to comprehend it in its
least surprising limits (de Sade, before he became a Marquis, was a Von de Sade
with parents of the most common Friesian descent, all, himself included, devout
church members and pious). Dutch men engage in mutual kissing and fondling with such public brashness that the unfortunate observer may readily witness these Gomorahaic inclinations simply by glancing out of the kitchen
window toward the main road or even out of the bathroom casement into the alley
behind.
Dutch women, and especially the females of
Brüüg, near the German border, publicly expose their breasts and shamelessly
play with them as they read the daily papers in cafés and roadside cafeterias and
bars. A single drink will utterly undermine any pretense a young Dutch woman may
have had to modesty and restraint. I myself have been in attendance when an attractive blonde Dutch maid, apparently demure and coy, shy and reticent, entered a dråånkenhüt
and ordered an åpfelweene and before she had half consumed it, began to bend
her neck this way and that, eyes strong and haughty, searching for any nearby male on whom to perpetrate the
immediate release of urges natural to all the women of her race and which,
though they may not inevitably appear in clarity and in full view, rage just
beneath the surface of their outward beings.
When I consider, as I have just done, their laziness, weakness, and
bestial carnality, I have only begun to lay out the categories of Dutch salatiousness and provided only a few brief samples of the sorts of excessiveness inherent in her breast. They make a mockery of religious zeal, they sodomize at will, they compulsively gamble (already from the age of four years when they are first left
alone to wander the streets of their cities), they eat with a careless insatiateness
to make an elephant appear dainty, and they lie with cordiality
and cleverness. Only the most educated might
hope to escape their subterfuges. They steal vigorously. They back
bite and betray. They gossip, incessantly and with whomever they manage to inveigle to pay heed to their vilenesses. They whisper behind their pastors’ backs about the
lasciviousness of the pastors' wives, wives who seek for carnal coupling the moment their reverent husbands leave the house of a morning.
They attack all that is virtuous without regard to position,
rank, influence, status, social standing, or fame. They constitute simply the most reprehensible of earth's creatures and I do not mind if I never encounter one again.
But to return to the matter at hand. As I was saying, the project we are on has
some scientific merit. It will help humanity, God willing, to understand the
world of plants as it once happily existed. I hope in all sincerity to contribute modestly to world knowledge, knowledge intended to bolster the pleasure of those few left who revere the purity and pacific beatitude of the past.
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