No Political Campaigning
by Douglas R. Trudeau
give
a man a hundred pence
give
a man a dollar
give
a man a cockatil
and
watch him loose his coler
In
the small town where I was born and lived until I decided to leave at the age
of forty-six politics was all importent.
It concerned everyone and it consumed everyone. People sat in coffee shops in
winter when nothing on the farm required their presence and there they spoke of
the virtues of this or that candidate for the fall election. Jokes made the
rounds, serious tones of voice suddenly overcame some, expenditures were discussed
vehemently in terms of hundreds of millions of dollars, and local issues such
as the state of roads, the problem with regulated agricultural industries, and
the division of church and state led to heated debates. This was a time for care
and, above all, a time for mental exertion by thousands of farmers, by
thousands of those who made their livings laboring in the soil, by all those
men and women on whose backs rested the well-being of the entire Canadian
nation.
One farmer's wife, Mrs. Amanda Caliphmann,
was sick and tired of sitting at home waiting for her husband to return from
his two hour coffee breaks at Renfrew's Café in Mather, Manitoba. One morning
she decided no longer to chafe Ralphman nor to speak to him nicely about being
home more nor to in any way make his life easy. She made up her mind in the
morning having woken with the thought in her head again for the third day
running.
She drove her car into town and went to the
municipality office where she wrote her name on the ballot for the Liberal
party. She paid the two hundred dollars down, which Percy Groominger accepted
with a smile and then absently put into his jacket pocket. She started on
Sixteenth Street knocking on doors.
"Hello!" she said, smiling,
aware that she looked quite neat and delicious in a fresh dress, green shoes
and red lipstick, and with a bit of rouge on her cheeks. "My name is
Amanda and I am the Liberal candidate in town. Would you consider voting for me
in the election in October?" The parties addressed usually smiled in
return since rural neighborliness demanded the drama of mutuality and kindness,
and then said that they would think about it. She worked her way down the rest
of Sixteenth, and then Fifteenth, Fourteenth, and partway along Thirteenth by
the time her husband caught up with her.
"What the hell are you doing?"
he whispered, smiling, since people would be watching.
(to
be continued)
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