Good Kings, Bad Kings
by Douglas Ridemare
and this goes for kings too
in times of trouble
call in all your chips
your friends
for if you have none
you'll not provide
as the old frosty one foresees
then long as the rivers
flow
you will not know
and not see and not
seeing
or knowing will be kingly
only in the land of
naught
so says the exhorting
poet
if anyone
he should know it
he should know it
knows provision
when he sees it and
flouting makes
the rivers
float
Intellectuals
out there, in the Arabian Nights
there are no wise kings; in the Old
Testament all kings are wise. Those who are not, like king Nebuchadnezzar, King Saul, or King Herod and a few other kings who become selfish and vain, and
forget Yahweh, when they are not wise they are very bad and worthy of
destruction.
Among the good kings you've got, first,
King David who slew lions, slew Goliath, dangerously argued with King Saul,
befriended the threatened Jonathan, loved the long-haired Absalom, wrote 200
psalms, and led his people in wars, but made the big mistake of sending a
beautiful woman's husband to the front lines against the Cananites to be killed so that he could sleep with her.
God forgave him because one, David repented, and two, things sexual are quite
forgivable, though not so much things murderous. Finally, when he was old, he had the
kindness done him by his people of having a girl sent to his bed to warm
him in his old age and help him forget. This is a gloss, a cultural attitude, and not
the whole story. Over the five or ten years of his geriatricy he will have had twenty of thirty
different girls sent to him, I would think. Us Jews, you got to hand
it to us!
Then there was King David's successor, King
Solomon. Good king. He built the great temple, almost against his own sense of
what was right for his people, knowing that God, not a human facsimile, should
be their king. Solomon wisely judged for his people. Every so often he opened
the court to those with litigations that required counselled resolution. Once, he
offered to cut the baby of two bickering prostitutes in half so each could have one part, but then gave the whole baby to the prostitute who wanted
to spare its life. On another court day he sent an unforgiving merchant to jail
for refusing to extend time to a debtor.
King Habakkuk, too, was wise, as well as other
kings of whom we hear infrequently. King Darius. King Maccabee. In short, whereas
biblical kings are depicted wise, the kings of Arab lands in old literature, Judeo-Christian literature, are
shown to be luxuriating, over-sexed, death-dealing, and possessed of other
qualities dangerous to the healths of beautiful maids and lusty young men of ordinary breeding. These kings usually loll in gain from their dirty alliances
with various skillful and menacing merchants who, dressed in neat clothing,
blowsy canvas tent-like dresses with vertical stripes of black and white that make them
resemble zebras, fat, immobile zebras, hover around their king to influence and
pay him.
Thus, with Arab kings, you get stories
recorded of beautiful maids inventing remarkable stories for the king, years in the telling,
stories kept long and without end in order to save their lovely skins and
heads, heads that would have been chopped off the first night after the said
regent had made love to her. Instant boredom, quickies with a twist,
nefariousness of the highest sort. You have stories of maids in boxes kept by
huge and monstrous genies who, letting these damsels out of their confinement in order
to admire them for just a few seconds and, lucklessly, falling asleep on their
laps, not watchful and jealous for that brief moment, fall prey to the libidinous
wiles of these kept maids who seduce and make love to innocents in a tree
overhead. And the like. Much de Sade took from his readings here.
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